There are funny characters we display when we fall in love that mere looking at them, its convincing to say that love is really blind.
1. *When you continue buying food when you’re not really hungry from that restaurant your crush works in.
I won’t deny the fact that I’m so guilty of this at the moment. I’m crushing on a girl that sells fried groundnut around my office, but each time I think of her,I rush down her spot to buy groundnut I really don’t wanna eat just to catch a stare.
2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or impress that girl they’re crushing on. A matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she’s the one attending to you? I pray that spell leaves you bro.
3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those ladies who have never put on high heel shoe before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. #noOffense
4. Taking the long route cos he/she always uses that path.
A journey of 5 minutes just costed you 1hour cos of love and you didn’t mind trekking the distance. Love is really blind.
5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside your crush during church service. Now its time for offering. You realised you just have your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to impress that babe,you dip your hand inside the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance on to give offering. *You think you’re doing God.*
6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A guy will suddenly start using a female voice cos he’s talking to his crush on phone. He be like ‘oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_aww’
Bro,you’re simply turning Gaey! Mtcheww!
7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes you out to eat oranges on a date. You see how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.